import java.util.Random;

class Chris2
{
	public static void main(String args[])
	{
		Random random = new Random();
		
		String str1[] = { "Umm...", "...What?", "Huh?", "*looks confused*" };
		String str2[] = { "Unionism", "Cuckoldry", "Believability", "Piousness",
			"Contentiousness", "Chubbiness", "Afterglow", "Elicitation",
			"Candidature", "Expediency", "Fetish" };
		String str3[] = { "shrubbery", "electrodynamics", "flattery", "premium",
			"heading", "ring", "trust", "window", "seasoning", "gilding", "euphemism" };
		String str4[] = { "I don't need to take drugs. I can drink tequila.",
			"Is ZOMG the name of a ship?",
			"Amasterdam? Is that in Britain?",
			"Slash?  Is that like SlashDot?",
			"4Chan?  Is that like FORTRAN?",
			"July 4? That's April Fools' Day, right?" };
		
		int choice1;
		int choice2;
		int choice3;
		int choice4;
		
		while(true)
		{
			if(random.nextInt(2)==1)
			{
				if(random.nextInt(15)==1)
				{
					choice1 = random.nextInt(str1.length);
					System.out.println(str1[choice1]);
				}
				else if(random.nextInt(1000)%30==0)
				{
					choice2 = random.nextInt(str2.length);
					choice3 = random.nextInt(str3.length);
		
					System.out.println("\"" + str2[choice2] + "\"?  Is that some type of " + str3[choice3] + "?");
				}
				else if(random.nextInt(35)==1)
				{
					choice4 = random.nextInt(str4.length);
					System.out.println(str4[choice4]);
				}
			}	
			
			try
			{
				Thread.sleep( 750 );
			}
			catch ( InterruptedException e )
			{
				System.out.println( "awakened prematurely" );
			}
		}
	}
}