Tue, 20 May 2008

.

woke up this morning
feeling excellent
picked up the telephone
dialed the number of
my Equal Opportunity employer
to inform him
I will not be in to work today

"Are you feeling sick?" the boss asked me
"No sir," I replied,
"I am feeling too good
to report to work today.
if I feel sick tomorrow,
I will come in early!"

 — Pedro Pietri

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